Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die
"Time is running out. Are you ready to join the revolution?"
A man claiming to be from the future takes the patrons of an iconic Los Angeles diner hostage in search of unlikely recruits in a quest to save the world.
you crave a truly original, genre-bending sci-fi action-comedy with heart and a stellar ensemble cast. Gore Verbinski is back, baby!
you prefer your sci-fi narratives neat and tidy, or you're allergic to controlled chaos and unexpected emotional depth.
ordering a diner coffee, bracing for impact, and questioning everything you thought you knew about time travel.
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Craft. Emotion. Rewatchability. Cultural impact. Pretension index. The numbers that actually matter - not some binary thumbs up/down b.s.
Should you actually watch this?
Friday night worthy? Date night safe? Group watch material? We did the math so you don't waste two hours of your life on a mid movie.
The takes nobody else will give you.
Our critics don't care about access. They don't care about your feelings. They care about the truth. These reviews hit different.
The third act completely lost me. The setup was f@#$ing brilliant but then it just...
Hot take: this is the best thing Verbinski has done since Pirates. Fight me.
Watched it twice. Second viewing hits different when you know what's coming.
People are saying things
you need to hear.
Hot takes. Contrarian reads. The conversation that happens after the credits roll. Pro members get in. Everyone else gets the blurred preview.