No. 96
ROBOT MAYHEM, BRAIN VACUUM
War Machine
Patrick Hughes · 2026 · 109m · Action, Science Fiction, Thriller
"All grit. No quit."
On one last grueling mission during Army Ranger training, a combat engineer must lead his unit in a fight against a giant otherworldly killing machine.
28%
Critics
45%
Audience
Watch If
You enjoy watching Alan Ritchson grunt and punch things, regardless of plot.
Skip If
You've ever seen a movie with a coherent story or character development.
Best Consumed While
Scrolling through TikTok on your other screen
ScorecardThe Multi-Axis Verdict
Worth Your Time
3/10
Fun Factor
4/10
Originality
2/10
Visual Craft
6/10
Pretension Index
7/10
Rewatchability
1/10
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