No. 77
THREE PRINCESSES, ZERO PLOT
The Three Princesses
Tomáš Pavlíček · 2025 · 95m · Family, Fantasy, TV Movie
One kingdom, three princesses and their dangerous journey to save their homeland.
28%
Critics
45%
Audience
Watch If
you're a distant relative of the cast and feel obligated to support their endeavors.
Skip If
you value your time, your intelligence, or any semblance of cinematic quality.
Best Consumed While
doing literally anything else.
ScorecardThe Multi-Axis Verdict
Worth Your Time
2/10
Fun Factor
3/10
Originality
2/10
Visual Craft
6/10
Pretension Index
7/10
Rewatchability
1/10
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