No. 86
PANZERFAUST TO THE FACE
The Tank
Dennis Gansel · 2025 · 117m · War, Action, Drama
A German Tiger tank crew is sent on a dangerous mission to rescue the missing officer Paul von Hardenburg from a top-secret bunker behind enemy lines. As they make their way through the lethal no-man's land, they must confront not only the enemy, but also their own fears and inner demons. Fueled by the Wehrmacht's methamphetamine, their mission increasingly becomes a journey into the heart of darkness.
35%
Critics
40%
Audience
Watch If
You've exhausted every other WWII movie and are desperate for more tank-on-tank action, however uninspired.
Skip If
You prefer your war films with actual stakes, character development beyond 'grumpy soldier,' or anything resembling originality.
Best Consumed While
Wondering if you left the stove on.
ScorecardThe Multi-Axis Verdict
Worth Your Time
3/10
Fun Factor
2/10
Originality
2/10
Visual Craft
6/10
Pretension Index
7/10
Rewatchability
1/10
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