The Musicians
No. 68
ORCHESTRATED NONSENSE

The Musicians

Grégory Magne · 2025 · 102m · Drama, Music, Comedy

Astrid Thompson finally succeeds in fulfilling her father's dream: to bring together four Stradivarius for a unique concert, eagerly expected by music lovers around the world. But Lise, George, Peter and Apolline, the four virtuosos recruited for the occasion, are incapable of playing together. The rehearsals are one ego crisis after another. With no solution in sight, Astrid decides to go and find the only person who, in her eyes, can still save the event: Charlie Beaumont, the composer of the score.

25%
Critics
30%
Audience
Watch If

You've exhausted every other 'ensemble drama' on streaming and have a high tolerance for manufactured conflict.

Skip If

You prefer actual character development over thinly veiled excuses for dramatic tension.

Best Consumed While

Wondering if you left the oven on.

ScorecardThe Multi-Axis Verdict
Worth Your Time
2/10
Fun Factor
3/10
Originality
1/10
Visual Craft
5/10
Pretension Index
8/10
Rewatchability
1/10
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