No. 25
FIVE REASONS TO AVOID
FIVE
Dani Barker · 2025 · 81m · Horror
FIVE revolves around fallen movie legend Melody Palmer, who, after a spectacular run of box-office flops and a period in rehab, is hoping her star will rise again with the rom-com ‘Renovated Romance’. But while on location shooting her hopeful comeback, she finds a cabin in the woods and becomes possessed by a demonic force, causing havoc amongst the crew.
15%
Critics
22%
Audience
Watch If
You enjoy watching careers flatline in real-time.
Skip If
You have any respect for your own precious time.
Best Consumed While
Debating the merits of a lobotomy.
ScorecardThe Multi-Axis Verdict
Worth Your Time
1/10
Fun Factor
2/10
Originality
2/10
Visual Craft
4/10
Pretension Index
7/10
Rewatchability
1/10
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