No. 92
CAVE DWELLER, BRAIN DEAD
Bone Keeper
Howard J. Ford · 2026 · 90m · Horror, Adventure, Science Fiction
"Face your darkest fears."
Six young friends investigate missing persons cases in a remote cave system, unaware they're being stalked by an ancient creature lurking in the depths.
15%
Critics
25%
Audience
Watch If
You've exhausted every other found-footage, monster-in-the-dark, 'teens make bad choices' movie ever made.
Skip If
You value your time, your sanity, or any semblance of original thought in your horror viewing.
Best Consumed While
Debating the merits of actual spelunking documentaries.
ScorecardThe Multi-Axis Verdict
Worth Your Time
2/10
Fun Factor
1/10
Originality
2/10
Visual Craft
4/10
Pretension Index
6/10
Rewatchability
1/10
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